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still use these. 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these.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-22T12:04:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/09/19/in-defense-of-journalists-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/journalism_orwell.png</image:loc><image:title>journalism_orwell</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-20T15:08:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/08/16/cancer-facebook-and-harley-quinns-ass/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/971838e279f8883371759633175412cb.jpg</image:loc><image:title>971838e279f8883371759633175412cb</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/suicide-large_transqvzuuqpflyliwib6ntmjwfsvwez_ven7c6bhu2jjnt8.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Suicide-large_trans++qVzuuqpFlyLIwiB6NTmJwfSVWeZ_vEN7c6bHu2jJnT8</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-08-21T01:23:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/07/29/sing-instead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/fullsizerender-6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender-6</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-30T09:07:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/07/13/vampire-cycling/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/20121031-140939.jpg</image:loc><image:title>20121031-140939</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-07-14T13:46:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/06/20/dreaming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/joes-sunset.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Joe's Sunset</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-20T14:04:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/06/07/youre-never-too-fat-for-your-reunion-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/safran.jpg</image:loc><image:title>safran</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-06-10T13:08:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/05/26/moderation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/basil-haydens-bloody-mary.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Basil-Haydens-Bloody-Mary</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-05-26T22:31:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/03/21/my-twitter-followers-love-cheese-by-steviesaf-and-mewhinney/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/cheese.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cheese</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2019-03-09T10:50:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/03/09/the-joy-vacuum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/benny.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Benny</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-12T02:26:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/03/07/stabbing-myself-in-the-back-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/funny-fitness-cartoon-1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>funny-fitness-cartoon-1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-03-09T10:57:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/02/14/my-2016-mixtape-for-you-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/maxell.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Maxell</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-14T23:10:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/01/26/lees-on-the-road/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/leesontheroad.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leesontheroad</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-03T00:04:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2016/01/06/food/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/algae.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Algae</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2016-01-07T04:17:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/12/28/2015-was-a-year-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/2016.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2016</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-30T10:09:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/11/30/my-mostly-final-word-on-cancer-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/steve-movember.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Steve Movember</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-12-04T16:26:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/11/18/100/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/benjamin.png</image:loc><image:title>Benjamin</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-18T22:25:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/11/10/eye-rolling-past-the-memes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/stereotyping.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stereotyping</image:title><image:caption>I love John Atkinson</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-11-11T04:04:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/10/19/humiliation-hall-of-fame/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/seagulls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>seagulls</image:title><image:caption>The quality of my impression was entirely wasted on the brothers....</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T02:02:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/10/17/a-guide-for-post-cancer-patients-and-their-caregivers-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/ohm_1179095.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ohm_1179095</image:title><image:caption>Britt cannot resist science puns...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-20T04:51:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/09/20/already-aware/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tweet.png</image:loc><image:title>TWEET</image:title><image:caption>Couldn't love this more.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bra-day.png</image:loc><image:title>BRA DAY</image:title><image:caption>Giggle. A pink bra "over" my shirt. Guffaw, a guy wearing a bra! Hey, let's get some of these for the DOGS! Hilarious!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/bald-cap.png</image:loc><image:title>BALD CAP</image:title><image:caption>Look at me! I'm like, sorta bald, you know, just for today. AWARENESS!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-05-13T15:12:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/12/17/my-ta-tas-arent-amused/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/white-lights.png</image:loc><image:title>WHITE LIGHTS</image:title><image:caption>White lights... only white lights.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/t-shirt.png</image:loc><image:title>T SHIRT</image:title><image:caption>You could find a Cancerous lump! It's sexy AND hilarious!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-09-12T01:27:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/12/22/the-girl-in-the-hideous-poncho-by-katie-mcwane-diecker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/stockings.png</image:loc><image:title>STOCKINGS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-03T19:32:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/10/02/after-the-cure-the-cry-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/cry-text.png</image:loc><image:title>Cry text</image:title><image:caption>Happy, grateful crying  when Stevie got the good news. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-05T08:07:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/09/22/wtf-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/il_fullxfull-223651773.jpg</image:loc><image:title>il_fullxfull.223651773</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-02T00:37:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/09/09/breast-feeding-request-brings-out-the-worst-in-people-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/karas-twins.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Kara's Twins</image:title><image:caption>Even teeny Pats fans get hungry at the game...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-10T23:07:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/08/27/probiotics/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bury-the-berry.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bury the berry</image:title><image:caption>Prosecco with berries might be the source of my 11 pounds, and also might be worth it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-29T19:27:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/08/06/making-memories/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/bikes-at-the-door.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Bikes at the door</image:title><image:caption>Ours is the house with the yummy snacks.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T21:38:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/08/05/5/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/green-harbor.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Green Harbor</image:title><image:caption>Convalescing on the Cape with a 5 percenter view</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-07T02:20:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/06/17/i-get-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/caitlyn-jenner.jpg</image:loc><image:title>caitlyn-jenner</image:title><image:caption>Hello, Caitlyn</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/ss-101105-aretha-franklin-1960-portrait-ss_full.jpg</image:loc><image:title>ss-101105-Aretha-Franklin-1960-portrait.ss_full</image:title><image:caption>Aretha looking all fetching-- crooning about feeling like a natural women, which is really just a function of  her neonatal endocrinology... but those make for awkward song lyrics.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-31T13:16:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/07/31/the-goddess/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/goddess-spawn.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Goddess Spawn</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/patty.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Patty</image:title><image:caption>Patty, on her second wedding day.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-02T14:18:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/07/09/the-chemo-nausea-pizza-scale-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/painfaces0-6.png</image:loc><image:title>painfaces0-6</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/painfaces7-12.png</image:loc><image:title>painfaces7-12</image:title><image:caption>From the always awesome Hyperbole and a Half 
http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/boyfriend-doesnt-have-ebola-probably.html</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-14T02:26:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/06/19/gay-wedding/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/brett-and-james.png</image:loc><image:title>BRETT AND JAMES</image:title><image:caption>Saying, "I do" before God and everyone.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-26T17:36:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/06/24/oh-the-indignity-an-update-from-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/walking-dead.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Walkers - The Walking Dead _ Season 4, Episode 6 - Photo Credit: Gene Page/AMC</image:title><image:caption>Walkers - The Walking Dead _ Season 4, Episode 6 - Photo Credit: Gene Page/AMC</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/johnny-pattern.jpg</image:loc><image:title>johnny pattern</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, covering your bits is a "special need."</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-25T23:32:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/about-steve/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/about-steve.png</image:loc><image:title>ABOUT STEVE</image:title><image:caption>Steve earned his Red Cross Adult Life Saving certificate in 1983. Ever since then, he has insisted being portrayed as being a lifeguard.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-24T12:01:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/06/12/it-was-an-honor-and-a-privilege-to-write-this/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/podium.jpg</image:loc><image:title>podium</image:title><image:caption>Use it wisely.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/untitled.png</image:loc><image:title>Untitled</image:title><image:caption>Printing these out for my table...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-14T01:46:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/06/01/steve-gets-cancer-by-steve-safran/</loc><lastmod>2015-06-05T13:14:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/10/09/laughter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/britt-and-steve.png</image:loc><image:title>BRITT AND STEVE</image:title><image:caption>Me and Stevie:  Cancer-card-carrying pals.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-01T19:38:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/05/20/how-many-calories-does-hating-spin-class-burn/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/spin.jpg</image:loc><image:title>spin</image:title><image:caption>The only turns on my resistance knob are fake ones...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-21T11:15:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/09/23/the-millers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/maida.png</image:loc><image:title>MAIDA</image:title><image:caption>Amazing Maida, my funny wonderful friend</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2021-10-28T06:01:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/05/06/superheroes/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/lemons.png</image:loc><image:title>LEMONS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-13T01:07:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/04/18/flying/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/martini.png</image:loc><image:title>MARTINI</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-04-22T16:45:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/03/27/three-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dog2.png</image:loc><image:title>DOG2</image:title><image:caption>Try not to love Charlie.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/dog1.png</image:loc><image:title>DOG1</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-29T21:28:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/03/06/for-lisa/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-07T15:36:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/02/11/talking-about-the-weather/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/hoop.png</image:loc><image:title>HOOP</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/brodie-snow.png</image:loc><image:title>BRODIE SNOW</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/powerball.png</image:loc><image:title>POWERBALL</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/icicles.png</image:loc><image:title>ICICLES</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/ice-dam.png</image:loc><image:title>ICE DAM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-12T20:22:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/02/06/my-mixtape-for-you-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/mixtape.png</image:loc><image:title>MIXTAPE</image:title><image:caption>For those of us who used to own shoe boxes full of these... this remains a symbol of starry-eyed love.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-11T07:03:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2015/02/02/escaping-atlantis/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/the-worst.png</image:loc><image:title>THE WORST</image:title><image:caption>There are too many things I love about this photo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-22T03:01:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/12/24/fresh-air-and-mirth/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/skiing.png</image:loc><image:title>SKIING</image:title><image:caption>Happy little skiers... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-29T12:50:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/12/16/quinoa-shampoo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/quinoa.jpg</image:loc><image:title>quinoa</image:title><image:caption>My hair isn't just awesome, it's gluten free.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-23T09:35:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/12/12/potty-mouth-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/love-actually.png</image:loc><image:title>LOVE ACTUALLY</image:title><image:caption>The best plot line in the movie...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-13T00:17:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/10/30/the-gym-part-1/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/equipment.png</image:loc><image:title>EQUIPMENT</image:title><image:caption>Instruments of torture</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T01:09:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/11/08/the-gym-part-ii/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/scale.png</image:loc><image:title>SCALE</image:title><image:caption>The only scale I ever trust...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-18T14:01:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/11/01/ten-dollars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/ten-dollars.png</image:loc><image:title>TEN DOLLARS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-27T15:45:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/10/27/tips-for-flying-the-infected-skies/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/air-sick-bag.png</image:loc><image:title>AIR SICK BAG</image:title><image:caption>You'd better have boozy reasons for using this bag...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-28T22:44:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/10/25/a-jerk-unaware-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/rude.png</image:loc><image:title>RUDE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/tone.png</image:loc><image:title>TONE</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-26T19:46:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/10/24/strangers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/widener.png</image:loc><image:title>WIDENER</image:title><image:caption>This is the only sort of place medical student stories begin...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-26T21:53:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/10/04/backlash-musings-on-pink-and-high-society-and-not-being-a-jerkface/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lyft.png</image:loc><image:title>LYFT</image:title><image:caption>Not giving a poo about breast cancer at all... yay!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-10-08T07:54:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/10/03/the-death-of-the-high-school-reunion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/lisa-and-britt.png</image:loc><image:title>Lisa and Britt</image:title><image:caption>Prom 1989... me and Lisa, my BFF (split heart necklace and everything)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-02-15T04:56:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/09/27/saints-ghosts-and-scooby-doo-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/scooby.png</image:loc><image:title>SCOOBY</image:title><image:caption>Zoinks!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-29T02:03:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/09/13/why-my-boys-dont-need-to-see-me-naked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/mommy-clothed.png</image:loc><image:title>MOMMY CLOTHED</image:title><image:caption>Me and my little guys (photo cred: http://drewkids.com)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/naked-mom.png</image:loc><image:title>NAKED MOM</image:title><image:caption>Rita Templeton and her adorable brood.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-20T19:08:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/09/10/prom-dress-luncheon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/red-sox-lunch.png</image:loc><image:title>RED SOX LUNCH</image:title><image:caption>I'm the one in the doily.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-20T06:39:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/09/02/the-bullshit-requirement-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/ghost.png</image:loc><image:title>GHOST</image:title><image:caption>A G-G-G-Guy!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/disney-phallus.png</image:loc><image:title>DISNEY PHALLUS</image:title><image:caption>Yup. Freud would have seen it, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-09-11T00:11:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/08/20/fire-and-ice/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-02T23:16:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/07/17/cool-mom/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/cool-mom.png</image:loc><image:title>COOL MOM</image:title><image:caption>All I can hear is my mother's voice saying, "would it kill them to wear a stitch of makeup?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-18T14:41:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/07/13/willing-to-pay-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/free-advice.png</image:loc><image:title>FREE ADVICE</image:title><image:caption>Lucy knew her value...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-13T21:28:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/07/02/shouting-into-the-echo-chamber-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/opinion.png</image:loc><image:title>OPINION</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-03T16:31:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/06/30/throwback-thursdays/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/henry.png</image:loc><image:title>HENRY</image:title><image:caption>When mom finds only one little boy bathing suit in the bag, she'll improvise.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/debby-and-dad.png</image:loc><image:title>DEBBY AND DAD</image:title><image:caption>Debby could still pull off this look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/stevie-kid.png</image:loc><image:title>STEVIE KID</image:title><image:caption>Stevie, irrepressibly cute.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-04T16:54:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/06/11/summertime/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/maine.png</image:loc><image:title>MAINE</image:title><image:caption>The pool was an algae-studded 60 degrees, but we went in anyway.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-12T20:43:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/05/22/third-grade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/two-boys.png</image:loc><image:title>TWO BOYS</image:title><image:caption>Personalities captured perfectly by http://drewkids.com</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/teddy-cool.png</image:loc><image:title>TEDDY COOL</image:title><image:caption>Lacking neither cuteness, nor confidence...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/teddy-lion.png</image:loc><image:title>TEDDY LION</image:title><image:caption>This lion costume. Every. Single. Day.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/teddy-tut.png</image:loc><image:title>Teddy Tut</image:title><image:caption>Teddy Tut</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-05T11:18:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/05/22/fourth-grade/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/school-bus.jpg</image:loc><image:title>school-bus</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-22T11:31:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/05/07/ode-to-a-dishwasher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/bosch.png</image:loc><image:title>BOSCH</image:title><image:caption>Hello, handsome.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-19T13:06:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/04/28/a-quintet-of-questions-with-the-hook/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-29T23:40:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/04/21/stronger-than-ever-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/sportsmanship.png</image:loc><image:title>SPORTSMANSHIP</image:title><image:caption>Sportsmanship at its finest.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-04T01:55:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/04/21/giant-meat-penis-or-why-ill-never-be-a-food-blogger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-19-22-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 19.22.15</image:title><image:caption>Not at all ordinary-smelling.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-19-14-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 19.14.46</image:title><image:caption>Cheers!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-18-47-27.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 18.47.27</image:title><image:caption>The tell tale "click" elicits a Pavlovian response for Asian kids...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-18-40-18.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 18.40.18</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-18-36-11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 18.36.11</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-18-24-20.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 18.24.20</image:title><image:caption>Don't these look even more delicious because I shot them on an angle?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-18-21-57.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 18.21.57</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-18-18-43.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 18.18.43</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-18-03-26.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 18.03.26</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-20-18-02-49.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-20 18.02.49</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2024-04-18T19:13:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/04/17/its-1986-outside-let-me-grab-a-jacket/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/clogs.png</image:loc><image:title>CLOGS</image:title><image:caption>We begged Mom for these ugly, ugly shoes.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/darcey.png</image:loc><image:title>DARCEY</image:title><image:caption>I spent a number of years wanting to look vaguely French and gorgeous like Darcey.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-18T19:40:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/about-me/</loc><lastmod>2018-06-10T12:15:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>weekly</changefreq><priority>0.6</priority></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/04/12/is-there-a-war-on-christmas/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/jesus-saying.png</image:loc><image:title>JESUS SAYING</image:title><image:caption>Wouldn't Jesus miss us saying, "Happy Birthday?"</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T00:52:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/04/09/feral-children/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/bikes.png</image:loc><image:title>BIKES</image:title><image:caption>No permission, no helmets, no schedule...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-11T05:02:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/04/03/moist-ointment-crunching-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/dilbert.png</image:loc><image:title>DILBERT</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T03:53:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/04/02/giant-cock-blocking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/parental-control.png</image:loc><image:title>PARENTAL CONTROL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-02T23:00:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/03/19/bossy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/bossy.png</image:loc><image:title>BOSSY</image:title><image:caption>Does one need to be Flawless to Be the Boss?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-01T18:54:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/02/27/willing-to-suck/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bball.png</image:loc><image:title>BBALL</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-06T16:35:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/02/23/girlfriend-md-or-better-reasons-you-want-to-date-a-doc/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/surgeon.png</image:loc><image:title>SURGEON</image:title><image:caption>She's totally hot underneath that sexy mask.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-28T19:53:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/02/10/the-boy-i-married/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/julianne.png</image:loc><image:title>JULIANNE</image:title><image:caption>Can't really blame him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gwyneth-and-huey.png</image:loc><image:title>GWYNETH and HUEY</image:title><image:caption>Cruisin'. Together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/crossroads.png</image:loc><image:title>CROSSROADS</image:title><image:caption>Saw it in the theater. Opening night. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2018-01-04T16:53:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/02/04/why-i-got-cancer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wcd-2014.png</image:loc><image:title>WCD 2014</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-15T18:12:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/01/29/the-big-sister-solution/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/bastard.png</image:loc><image:title>BASTARD</image:title><image:caption>This was ridiculously useful to me back in those days that seemed like 54 hours apiece.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-14T02:24:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/01/23/the-data-set-of-me-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/autism.png</image:loc><image:title>AUTISM</image:title><image:caption>Stevie and I summed up all of the evidence for you...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-24T16:20:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/01/17/implant-birthday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/betty-and-michelle.png</image:loc><image:title>BETTY AND MICHELLE</image:title><image:caption>Michelle on the left... natch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/hawaii.png</image:loc><image:title>HAWAII</image:title><image:caption>Makes you want to grab a ukelele and sing its praises.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-20T17:23:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/11/05/big-shot-jerk-face-or-how-i-met-my-husband/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/heart.png</image:loc><image:title>HEART</image:title><image:caption>How many of you fell in love during medical school?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2020-01-03T23:43:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/01/06/pathetically-ignorant/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/pills.png</image:loc><image:title>PILLS</image:title><image:caption>Since you can practically trip over free condoms in college, I'm not really sure why we need to force nuns to pay for these.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-18T03:18:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2014/01/02/new-years-confession-i-am-a-thief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/flapper.png</image:loc><image:title>FLAPPER</image:title><image:caption>Wearing Lauren's dress 16 years after I should have returned it.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/mixer.png</image:loc><image:title>MIXER</image:title><image:caption>Apparently, not ALL of the wires are necessary.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-01-05T02:15:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/12/17/phototherapy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/photo31.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo(31)</image:title><image:caption>From April's book... me and the boys and a mop of hair and smiles all around</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-17T17:31:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/12/14/f-is-for-florida-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/florida-map.png</image:loc><image:title>FLORIDA MAP</image:title><image:caption>Refusing to leave the blue zone...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-14T21:27:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/12/13/mall-santa/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/bad-santa.png</image:loc><image:title>BAD SANTA</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-24T11:15:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/12/09/tis-the-season/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/redeemer-snow.png</image:loc><image:title>REDEEMER SNOW</image:title><image:caption>The Redeemer in the snow... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-12T16:49:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/12/02/december-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/hello-december.png</image:loc><image:title>HELLO DECEMBER</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-03T00:17:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/11/25/master-gardening/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/dahlia.png</image:loc><image:title>DAHLIA</image:title><image:caption>I may not be "certified," but I can grow a lovely flower.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-08-27T21:29:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/11/21/fancy-lady-tips/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/gail.png</image:loc><image:title>GAIL</image:title><image:caption>Abby's mom, an original Fancy Lady</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/abby-and-dad.png</image:loc><image:title>ABBY AND DAD</image:title><image:caption>Abby and her dashing Daddy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-12-09T03:25:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/11/07/a-new-kind-of-awareness/</loc><lastmod>2013-11-14T04:44:12+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/10/30/the-house-with-the-full-size-bars/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/3m-candy.png</image:loc><image:title>3M CANDY</image:title><image:caption>Look at all of that fluffy goodness...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2016-10-27T19:42:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/10/31/a-halloween-story/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/costumes.png</image:loc><image:title>COSTUMES</image:title><image:caption>I've wanted this costume for years... and a failed murder attempt won't stop me from enjoying it!!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-11-04T18:05:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/10/22/a-love-letter-to-baseball-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/steve-and-parents.png</image:loc><image:title>STEVE AND PARENTS</image:title><image:caption>Dad, Mom, her nose, and me</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-28T18:31:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/10/04/your-baby-is-totally-flirting-with-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/flirts.png</image:loc><image:title>FLIRTS</image:title><image:caption>My boys when little... big time flirts</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2023-02-01T10:13:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/03/28/jeans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/ass.png</image:loc><image:title>ASS</image:title><image:caption>Jennifer Aniston provides the gold standard for gluts.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-04T15:35:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/10/02/writing-to-be-liked/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/calvin-and-hobbs.png</image:loc><image:title>CALVIN AND HOBBS</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-03T15:41:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/09/23/calm-down/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/revenge.png</image:loc><image:title>REVENGE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/pole.png</image:loc><image:title>POLE</image:title><image:caption>Ain't it purdy?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-02T16:32:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/10/13/the-tall-and-short-of-it/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/debby-and-tom.png</image:loc><image:title>DEBBY AND TOM</image:title><image:caption>A picture of Debby and Tormod would illustrate the same effect...(except the effect of seeing a picture of Tom Brady)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-13T14:31:47+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/02/14/my-valentine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/orange-purse.png</image:loc><image:title>ORANGE PURSE</image:title><image:caption>For you, sweet girl. Delivery included.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/adele.png</image:loc><image:title>ADELE</image:title><image:caption>Maria is totally skinny Adele.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/maria-b-a-a.png</image:loc><image:title>MARIA B a A</image:title><image:caption>Maria then... and now</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/hair-without-do.png</image:loc><image:title>HAIR WITHOUT DO</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-12T18:30:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/09/12/twirly-fabulous/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/ballerina.png</image:loc><image:title>BALLERINA</image:title><image:caption>I didn't get to do this once at Pure Barre...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-09-14T21:11:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/09/25/yoga/</loc><lastmod>2013-08-13T13:16:01+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/08/11/opting-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/dinner.png</image:loc><image:title>DINNER</image:title><image:caption>Honey... I'm HOME!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-14T00:18:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/08/07/cheaters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/boys-golfing.png</image:loc><image:title>BOYS GOLFING</image:title><image:caption>Honestly adorable little golfers</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-08-08T18:44:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/08/06/confessions-of-an-introvert-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/gas-tank.png</image:loc><image:title>GAS TANK</image:title><image:caption>Time to go home.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T15:42:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/07/26/the-juicer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bernie-birthday.png</image:loc><image:title>Bernie birthday</image:title><image:caption>hee hee</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/bernie-shoes.png</image:loc><image:title>Bernie shoes</image:title><image:caption>"Pumps" with bows. Yikes.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-22T15:37:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/06/25/facebook-the-healer/</loc><lastmod>2013-06-25T17:18:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/05/23/hair-a-reprise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/frog-wig.png</image:loc><image:title>FROG WIG</image:title><image:caption>Jeremiah, in sexy blonde splendor</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jason.png</image:loc><image:title>JASON</image:title><image:caption>Too busy, handsome, and important for hair</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jason-haircut.png</image:loc><image:title>JASON HAIRCUT</image:title><image:caption>The drunken shenanigans of theater types...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jason-hair.png</image:loc><image:title>JASON HAIR</image:title><image:caption>Somehow, it was even wilder and redder than this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T13:56:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/06/06/prayers-and-swears/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mikveh.png</image:loc><image:title>MIKVEH</image:title><image:caption>Isn't it lovely?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-07T22:21:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/06/03/thou-shalt-buy-crap-gifts-for-teacher/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mug.png</image:loc><image:title>MUG</image:title><image:caption>Thank you to all of the (good) teachers... we'll let you know who you are.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-04T23:04:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/05/22/dating-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/venn.png</image:loc><image:title>Venn Diagram</image:title><image:caption>An entire post could be made of Venn diagrams...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/venn-diagram.png</image:loc><image:title>VENN DIAGRAM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-24T05:01:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/05/16/simple-things-are-hard-for-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/woman-on-phone.png</image:loc><image:title>Woman on Phone</image:title><image:caption>Fantasizing about bygone days and corded electronics that don't make me feel stupid... but glamorous.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-07-14T20:20:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/05/15/the-importance-of-angelina-jolie/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/angie.png</image:loc><image:title>ANGIE</image:title><image:caption>Bringing sexy badass to the Big Cancer Fight</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-04T17:55:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/05/13/fail-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/fail.png</image:loc><image:title>FAIL</image:title><image:caption>Divorce Class didn't cover this.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-13T20:15:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/05/09/so-ordered/</loc><lastmod>2013-05-13T15:38:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/05/08/weekend-with-zealots/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/alex.png</image:loc><image:title>ALEX</image:title><image:caption>Sweet faced pious boy, who loves everyone MORE...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/uncle-patrick.png</image:loc><image:title>UNCLE PATRICK</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/babe.png</image:loc><image:title>BABE</image:title><image:caption>Go ahead, try to get this song out of your head now.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-10-01T17:55:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/04/30/not-tossing-tatum/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/chocolate.png</image:loc><image:title>CHOCOLATE</image:title><image:caption>Ask and ye shall receive...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/pink-vacuum.png</image:loc><image:title>PINK VACUUM</image:title><image:caption>I have one of these.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-05-07T22:29:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/04/17/the-basement/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/chicago.png</image:loc><image:title>CHICAGO</image:title><image:caption>We are all Bostonians right now.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/martin.png</image:loc><image:title>MARTIN</image:title><image:caption>Will never be forgotten...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-27T06:59:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/04/18/the-local-news-by-steve-safran/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/press.png</image:loc><image:title>PRESS</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/hat.png</image:loc><image:title>HAT</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-18T22:52:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/04/10/ten-awesomely-wonderful-things-to-say-to-someone-with-cancer/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/alters.png</image:loc><image:title>ALTERS</image:title><image:caption>A picture worth even more: a dear friend's "alter" sending my whole family sweet aloha breezes. </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-06T14:57:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/04/10/stupid/</loc><lastmod>2014-02-23T04:22:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/04/08/communication/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/sidewalk.png</image:loc><image:title>SIDEWALK</image:title><image:caption>Let's stay on the sidewalk together.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-10T03:02:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/09/14/leisure-boy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_5741.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Leisure Boy</image:title><image:caption>Leisure Boy, $5000</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-04-09T00:03:03+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/03/08/busy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/algorithm.png</image:loc><image:title>ALGORITHM</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2018-12-31T13:27:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/02/27/the-escalator/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/escalator.png</image:loc><image:title>ESCALATOR</image:title><image:caption>Combing the internet I cannot find a single depiction of a little boy riding safely...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-07T15:53:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/02/22/license-to-an-uncertain-future/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/iron.png</image:loc><image:title>IRON</image:title><image:caption>I'm always iron. If I can't be the iron, I don't really want to play.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/drivers-license.png</image:loc><image:title>DRIVERS LICENSE</image:title><image:caption>Glowing... not in a good way.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T06:34:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/02/09/snow-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2013-02-09-10-17-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-09 10.17.29</image:title><image:caption>Teddy in snow... nearly as cute as a something-doodle in a drift.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2013-02-09-11-21-51.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-09 11.21.51</image:title><image:caption>Obligatory snow-up-to-the-deck railing pic</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2013-02-09-10-19-02.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-09 10.19.02</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2013-02-09-09-09-15.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-02-09 09.09.15</image:title><image:caption>Snow obscured patio furniture...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T18:03:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/02/20/atheist-jew-meets-churchy-jesus-girl-a-discussion/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/love.png</image:loc><image:title>LOVE</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/soccer-fan1.png</image:loc><image:title>SOCCER FAN</image:title><image:caption>In these hats, we trust.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/soccer-fan.png</image:loc><image:title>SOCCER FAN</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/alien.png</image:loc><image:title>ALIEN</image:title><image:caption>A sandwich-eating alien is only ever one click away.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/life-is-good.png</image:loc><image:title>LIFE IS GOOD</image:title><image:caption>This is so, so wrong... so obviously I think it's oddly funny.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/dharma.png</image:loc><image:title>DHARMA</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/back-hair.png</image:loc><image:title>BACK HAIR</image:title><image:caption>Half atheist?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/bill-maher.png</image:loc><image:title>BILL MAHER</image:title><image:caption>I'm right... you crazy!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-02-13T08:37:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/12/04/the-millers-part-two/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/joe-burke.png</image:loc><image:title>JOE BURKE</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-13T22:08:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/02/13/fat-tuesday/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/drag-queen.png</image:loc><image:title>DRAG QUEEN</image:title><image:caption>No higher compliment than outfit accolades from the likes of these ladies.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-09T18:06:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/01/25/in-defence-of-mindcraft/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/minecraft.png</image:loc><image:title>MINECRAFT</image:title><image:caption>This is a Creeper. I know this because I'm an awesome, engaged parent.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-06-10T16:04:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/01/30/teachers/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/tall-tree.png</image:loc><image:title>TALL TREE</image:title><image:caption>That's me... still standing.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-03T01:34:30+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/02/01/the-accidental-new-yorker/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/amtrak.png</image:loc><image:title>AMTRAK</image:title><image:caption>Shuttling Stevie between Boston and NY. His car will never be the Quiet one.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-02-03T15:40:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/01/30/gross/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/purell.png</image:loc><image:title>PURELL</image:title><image:caption>Don't leave home without it.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-03-02T18:08:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/01/20/endocrinologic-solidarity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/prince-charming.png</image:loc><image:title>PRINCE CHARMING</image:title><image:caption>The most estrogen-dampened Prince Charming I could find...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-20T20:21:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/01/18/its-mine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/mine.png</image:loc><image:title>MINE</image:title><image:caption>Mine?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-19T03:46:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/01/13/bliss/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/dr-miller.png</image:loc><image:title>DR MILLER</image:title><image:caption>"Other's faults seem so small when looking at our own." -- Dr. Harold Miller</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-13T20:26:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/01/10/pom-poms/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cheer.png</image:loc><image:title>CHEER</image:title><image:caption>Yay, Church!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-10T22:19:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/11/18/haters/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/day-of-beauty-three.png</image:loc><image:title>Day of Beauty Three</image:title><image:caption>Britt: says inappropriate things, flirts with your husband, is happy all of the time. But you're gonna love me.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-09T21:13:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/06/03/well-dressed-an-weeping/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/marcella.png</image:loc><image:title>Marcella</image:title><image:caption>Adorable Marcella, in her own snazzy hat</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-08T14:04:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2013/01/08/the-truth-is/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/steve-social-media.png</image:loc><image:title>STEVE SOCIAL MEDIA</image:title><image:caption>Stevie in his wheelhouse: on TV, plugging social media</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-09T03:57:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/12/18/something-we-can-do/</loc><lastmod>2012-12-18T17:41:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/12/11/hair/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/fuzzy-hat.png</image:loc><image:title>FUZZY HAT</image:title><image:caption>Does this hat make me look cancerous?</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bowl-cuts.png</image:loc><image:title>Bowl Cuts</image:title><image:caption>Many hours logged under a hot hairbrush for this look.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/parent-trap.png</image:loc><image:title>PARENT TRAP</image:title><image:caption>What Bernie thinks of my current hairdo.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-26T17:26:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/12/10/girlfriends/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jason-and-tony.png</image:loc><image:title>JASON AND TONY</image:title><image:caption>Tony and Jason at Trinity, circa 1991. Friends... with hair.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-11T14:38:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/12/07/christmas-cards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/bug-and-toot.png</image:loc><image:title>BUG AND TOOT</image:title><image:caption>One of many Brodie Hugs Teddy captured by www.drewwiedemann.com/family</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-12-12T02:57:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/11/19/so-sad-its-funny/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/steve.png</image:loc><image:title>STEVE</image:title><image:caption>Funny, dapper Stevie... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-21T04:02:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/11/09/the-living-room/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/britt-and-april1.png</image:loc><image:title>Britt and April</image:title><image:caption>Me and April... with so much to celebrate.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-10T00:55:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/11/02/relish/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/2012-11-01-18-48-34.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Ninja Cake for Teddy</image:title><image:caption>Ninja cake! It was here, then gone, without a sound...</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-11-11T11:18:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/10/22/miracles/</loc><lastmod>2015-03-29T02:43:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/10/04/awareness/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/pink-girls.png</image:loc><image:title>PINK GIRLS</image:title><image:caption>Freshman in Oveido, FL for The Cure. They're adorable. Facebook admonishments to re-post this or that in the name of Awareness? Not so much.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-10-06T17:55:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/09/19/gods-plan/</loc><lastmod>2017-03-24T00:44:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/07/04/fourth-of-july/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/kensley.png</image:loc><image:title>KENSLEY</image:title><image:caption>My adorable niece</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-18T00:52:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/07/07/cancerland/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-18T00:48:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/09/17/about-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fbla.png</image:loc><image:title>FBLA</image:title><image:caption>Holding on to this trophy all of these years says more about me than any About Me section ever could.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-24T12:01:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/03/07/spring-break/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/chemo.png</image:loc><image:title>CHEMO</image:title><image:caption>Tatum on the stand, and all of the accoutrements of chemo</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T16:15:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/06/10/perspective/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/fuzzy-teddy.png</image:loc><image:title>FUZZY TEDDY</image:title><image:caption>Adorably fuzzy Teddy</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T15:42:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/05/24/sick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/maria-and-adam.png</image:loc><image:title>MARIA AND ADAM</image:title><image:caption>Gorgeous Maria, here with Adam: Team B(ritt) Cup</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2022-06-07T23:19:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/05/21/fromage/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dr-simmons.png</image:loc><image:title>DR SIMMONS</image:title><image:caption>The very handsome, occasionally terrifying, but always stylish... Professor John E. Simmons</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2013-01-07T22:13:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/05/14/mothers-day-musings/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T15:07:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/04/29/praying/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T15:02:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/04/26/thanks/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T14:59:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/04/19/white-elephant/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T14:56:43+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/04/14/the-beginning-of-the-end/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ring.png</image:loc><image:title>RING</image:title><image:caption>Graduation Ring</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T14:16:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/04/06/easter/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/easter.png</image:loc><image:title>EASTER</image:title><image:caption>My favorite picture of the boys in their Easter Sunday best</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T14:06:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/03/29/just-one-more/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T13:59:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/03/23/the-uncle-herb-effect/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/uncle-herb.png</image:loc><image:title>UNCLE HERB</image:title><image:caption>Uncle Herb</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T13:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/03/02/dr-charming/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/b-b.png</image:loc><image:title>B &amp; B</image:title><image:caption>Me and Dr. Charming</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cake.png</image:loc><image:title>CAKE</image:title><image:caption>Yummy cake sampled and approved... and also soon to be halfway done</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T13:34:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/02/25/the-final-insult/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/britney.png</image:loc><image:title>BRITNEY</image:title><image:caption>Bah.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T13:10:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/02/19/haircuts/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/haircuts.png</image:loc><image:title>HAIRCUTS</image:title><image:caption>Dapper boys straight from the Hair by Daddy Salon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T13:03:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/02/15/report-cards/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/plants.png</image:loc><image:title>PLANTS</image:title><image:caption>My really rather awesome container gardening... only outdone by my handstand-holding, which hasn't been captured on film, since there was, um, film.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:56:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/02/13/valentine/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/valentine.png</image:loc><image:title>VALENTINE</image:title><image:caption>The instinctive goodness of an eight year old... </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:50:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/02/11/poison/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:43:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/02/09/good-news/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:41:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/02/06/antiquing/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cat.png</image:loc><image:title>CAT</image:title><image:caption>The Beckoning Cat... pretty much the only item we didn't buy from Sam Ho</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:38:45+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/01/31/the-bank/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:31:53+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/01/26/watermelon/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/dad.png</image:loc><image:title>DAD</image:title><image:caption>My dad, the watermelon</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:28:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/01/24/cancer-bagged-and-tagged/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:23:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/01/22/guilt-and-nausea/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:20:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/01/20/drugs/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:17:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/01/18/home/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:14:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/01/16/last-supper/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:12:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/01/11/meditation/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/a-ma.png</image:loc><image:title>A MA</image:title><image:caption>My beautiful mother in law, A-Ma!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T12:08:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/07/12/birthday-toaster/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/happy-birthday-mom.png</image:loc><image:title>Happy Birthday Mom</image:title><image:caption>Photoshoppy Birthday from little boys</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-17T00:18:21+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2011/12/27/pretending/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/cape-house-view1.png</image:loc><image:title>Cape House View</image:title><image:caption>Cape House View... on a happier 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Dad</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T23:42:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2011/12/22/normal/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-16T22:07:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/06/23/grandma-karen/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/teeny-twin-grandmas.png</image:loc><image:title>Teeny Twin Grandmas</image:title><image:caption>Teeny Twin Grandmas
(Karen and Sharon)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T21:50:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/06/29/beauty/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/day-of-beauty.png</image:loc><image:title>Day of Beauty</image:title><image:caption>My Sinead Moment</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T21:43:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/06/27/drinking/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/ran-and-britt.png</image:loc><image:title>Britt and Ran</image:title><image:caption>Me and Ran, giggling without cocktails, 1992</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-23T21:11:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/03/15/wardrobe-optimism/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-23T21:09:49+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/09/14/spreading-the-news/</loc><lastmod>2012-09-16T21:19:06+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/09/15/blogging-ewww/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/sillies.png</image:loc><image:title>Sil-Lees</image:title><image:caption>The Family Lee at our silly best</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T21:09:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/08/16/follow-up/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/lisa-and-britt.png</image:loc><image:title>Lisa and Britt</image:title><image:caption>Lisa and me... with all of our original parts... prom 1989</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T20:50:25+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/2012/09/11/off-the-list/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/img_5766.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Brodie and Teddy</image:title><image:caption>First Day of School</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2012-09-16T20:26:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://bloomsandbubbles.blog</loc><changefreq>daily</changefreq><priority>1.0</priority><lastmod>2025-05-01T11:07:26+00:00</lastmod></url></urlset>
